fuckyeah1990s:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

CANT STOP LISTENING TO IT

s8xyvriska:

narcotic:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

((If there are zombies.

I will commit suicide.

I am so serious.))

Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

chazychazle:

[S] Dave: Engage Super Bass

Uploading this directly to Tumblr because Youtube won’t lemme holla’.

My YT Channel -> more Homestuck parodies coming up in the future =D

Mp3 Download

darkangelxx447:

Wheee its a horn giveaway! I have lots of model magic so why not give away something. PLEASE EXCUSE MY SHITTY PHOTOS

These pictured are horns I have worn or friends have worn so that’s why they are beat up. I promise the horns I send you will be pretty!

If this goes well I might do another give away for something else like hats or plushies or something.

They don’t have to exactly be Homestuck horns. I won’t do really big horns because they are hard to ship.

I will pick the winner with a random number generator on August 1, 2012.

Depending on how big this gets I may pick more than one person. But there is just one for now.

RULES

• You can re-blog and like as much as you want up to 5 times per day. Just promise not to drive your followers crazy. Or me with notifications. 

• You do not have to follow me, but I would love you forever if you did. :3

•  No side blogs. If I find out you will be disqualified and I will pick someone else.

•   Please keep your ask open so I can contact you if you win!!

• I can ship internationally it will just take me a bit longer to ship to you. (as long as it doesn’t cost me a crazy amount)

• I will do ancestor horns depending on what they are/how big they are. 
   
• I will also do fan troll horns depending on how big they are.

• Like I said I will do other horns besides homestuck. Just let me know.

• Be sure to check out my other page here.

• Have fun and good luck!

kaileythecorgi:

yurbledoodleburg:

zannyblogging:

lady-condom:

thatfrenchman:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

I am going to die alone!

I.. I uh.. Nope. …nope. not gonna. 

Shit. 

zomg *A*

omg Im in tears guys ;A;

this is so cute ;A;

I am crying. This is just so wonderful. TTuTT

aliciasimmons:

fat-frank:

ieroplaceable:

help

how do you get a famous blog to follow you

give them a blowjob

swallow 4 follow

pancakestein:

monochromecynosure:

im sorry i had to this 

continuation from this post :(

flipitturnways:

In connection to my last post, I did a quick Google search to see if there was ever any mention of blue-skinned people in Homestuck before these updates.

And I stumbled upon the article “Visitors From Near and Far Pack NY Comic-Con”by the Brooklyn Daily Eagle. And…

In one corner,…